Excursion

I took a short stint into the land of Thais.

(In my book, Thailand = Cheap Booze, Massage Parlour, Colourful Nightlife = GREAT TIMES ALWAYS!)

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It was anticipated that I will inevitably return home with a black eye, a pair of limb legs, an empty wallet at the end of this journey, as a result of a series of hormone-fueled misdemeanor and ego-motivated brawl.

And how wrong was I.

At the end of the day, my eyes and legs were still intact, and I didn’t need to beg for my return fare either.

I've got these instead:

(I now own a giraffe, an elephant and a spider, don’t mess with me!)

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I sometimes amuse my own-self, really.

*COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*