Invitation NOT Accepted

Should I be overwhelmed by you regarding so very highly of my attendance to that upcoming all-important event of your lifetime?

It’s a bit too little, a tad too late to play catch up now, don’t you think?

So, Thanks but NO Thanks from me.

Don’t let my absence deter you from having a blast though. You will definitely be doing just fine without me, given that you chose to let me into no part of your recent years of life anyway.

Since you kept me out of sight then, I am returning you the favour by keeping you out of mind now.