Innuendo

I tapped my lap and half-jokingly motion her to take a seat on me,

to which she playfully responded with this comment:

“Cannot…SHARP…”

(i.e. Cannot…you’ve got a SHARP object protruding from in between your legs…)

(I carry a dangerously sharp weapon with me all time…Don’t arrest me…)

Was it a compliment in disguise? I wonder.

o_O