Screwed

Some nice people were trying to get a hold of me via text message:

“Ok ok..(I) thought (of) find(ing) you (to join me for) dinner, ok laa sorry (for) disturbing you yaaa…”

(Is it any wonder that I am (always) single and (perpetually) available? WHY?)

To which I replied as such:

“Ah such kindness, but please understand that what I really need is a chance to give my virginity away(!), not joining some food session that leads to nowhere”

:-O