RSVP

I am invited!

(Calling all Brothers!)
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Original Message: 这里是XXX结婚筹委会主席. 恭喜您,您以(已)被邀请为xxx结婚兄弟团。注册非常容易-只许(需)按“回复”去此号码和写出此字“I DO”,那您就成为会员。会员将享有两天一夜住宿免费(Hotel xxx xxxxxxxx)和xx一日游。日期:五月九号与十号。位子有限,动作请快。

Direct Translation: This is the Chairman of xxx wedding committee, Congratulations, You are invited to join as a member of xxx Wedding’s Brotherhood. Registration is easy, just hit “Reply” to this number and key in this word “I DO”, and then you shall be accepted as member. Member will enjoy a complimentary 2-day 1-night accommodation (Hotel xxx xxxxxxxx) and a day trip to xx. Date: 9th and 10th of May. Seats are limited, please hurry.

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Brotherhood is the Groom’s defense against the notorious Sisterhood made up by the Bride’s girlfriends, who, refuse to release the Bride for the wedding reception after the Bachelor night, unless they are through torturing the Groom & co. with all their evil demands and impossible instructions.

So tell me, sisters, why you girls like this silly game of playing HARD to get, huh? Do you girls enjoy making things HARD for us guys (ahem!), huh?


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Muahahahahaha!!!

Oh by the way, Mr. Groom,

I wouldn’t miss this for the world, I mean, how could anyone not feel honored by this?

And please keep all your Thank-yous to yourself, cos the pleasure’s all mine!