Friday, September 02, 2005

Useless Knowledge About Me!

You thought you knew me well? I beg to differ, here’s a few things you may not know about me, if you do, I shall declare you an excellent observer and a terrific mind reader…but then again why would you pay such close attention to a minor and unimportant individual such as me…Don’t you have anything else better to do in your life? Hmmmmm….I wonder why…

--My Turn-Ons: Nice, long silky hair & tight juicy bottom, along with a warm & approachable personality.

--My Turn-Offs: Distastefulness in choice of music, clothing plus bxxchy & demanding attitude.

--I absolutely despise those human beings who don’t respond to a good gesture…like sms, email, phone call & courteous invitation to spend good quality time together. Am I not worthy enough of your precious time to even spend a moment to forward me a reply?

--I may look kinda pissed-off & trying to fend off anyone around me when I am upset, I actually wants to be talked to, or at least being accompanied, by the right person, and ONLY the right person, for everyone else…Go away!

--When I let you walk in front of me when we are walking together, It is by no means that I am being rude & un-gentlemen, it’s just that I wants to keep you in sight at all times cause I kinda enjoy the view. I can’t have that if we were walking side by side.
Turning my head and lock my eyesight on you is not an option, as It would be too awkward for both of us.

--If I address you with a nickname I created for you instead of your more dignified birth name, chances are I’ve already accepted you as friends…indirectly. So don’t take it too seriously, it is just one of the weird twisted way of me trying to express myself.

--If you realize that I started talking to you with a soft & proper tone, with the absence of the element of sarcasm, Congratulation! I happened to care about your feelings… Greatly! And I gotta tell you that I have an extremely short list of people that are qualified enough to be included in this category…By my own standard, of course.

(Congratulation?....Or not! Maybe I am just a nuisance to them, they were just being nice as a good mannered human being and the nice feeling isn’t mutual between us…I don’t know…I chose not to face it…I can’t take the disappointment)

…….That’s all for now…..