Crashed But Not Burnt

His damages: A HEFTY SUM OF MONEY--on my tab.

My damages: EVEN BIGGER AMOUNT OF MONEY--enough reason for me to break the bank.

Being able to walk away from the scene without a single scratch on me: PRICELESS--I’m still in one piece afterall.

Phew…

Cracked

This is more than just cracks.

These cracks crushed my mood, spoiled my day, and burnt a hole on my wallet.

(Communication down!)


Moral of the story:

Don’t run if you can walk;
Don’t walk if you can stay.

On a Special Occasion Like This

No better time to promote the art of alcoholism than this!

(饮饮饮饮饮饮饮饮。。。胜！！！)

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It all started with clinging of glasses:
“I’d like to propose a toast on behalf the newlyweds.”

Soon it became:
“Bottom’s Up!!!”

Then we were like:
“Drink Up! Drink Up!”

Which then followed by:
“Cut the crap and empty that glass/ bottle!”

And, lastly, it all came down to this:
“LAST MAN STANDING!”

Gosh, We are a bunch of hopeless DRUNKARDS!

Tying the Knot

Who’s next?

(Anyone but me.)

( 喜喜)

Nothing in the world is single;
All things by a law divine.
In one another's being mingle:—
Why not I with thine?

Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792–1822) from [Love’s Philosophy]