The Hopelessness of Me

“That one?”

“Too Huge”

“How about that one?”

“Too Old”

“Or maybe that one over there?”

“Too Much xxxxxxx”

“Ugh!...TOO ugly...TOO beautiful...TOO big...TOO small...TOO something, something and then some more things...

You and all your TOOs, it looks like you are going to stay single forever, man!” 

“... ...*me being speechless*... ...”

I guess I am TOO hopeless.